to start things off :
NO! do not use a pick-up line.
pick-up lines SUCK. being yourself works way better (...unless YOU suck).
Make her laugh.
Now, when i say this, I don't mean be all attention whore-ish. A few 'normal guy' jokes go a long way and maybe even the occasional corny joke.
this is a normal guy joke.
yea yea i know.. "it's a comic.. how the hell is that normal".
this, is a corny joke.
HA! get it? cuz there's... alot of... nvm....
Be respectful.
Yea it's not hard to do. Don't force her to do stuff that she doesn't want to, but of course there's limit, don't let her walk all over you at the same time. Don't be an ass but at the same time, don't totally nice as well. There's a balance you see. Be mean in a fun way (if that makes sense).
Be spontaneous.
basically, it means doing unexpected things.
some stuff to help you with this :
do something you normally wouldn't.
I was thinking along the lines of complimenting strangers -.-
stop planning for everything!
as with all things though, keep it in moderation. if you have an appointment or something, go to it.
Anyway, I should probably leave that as it is for now cuz I'm pretty sleepy. If anyone has some more tips and what not, feel free to leave it in the comments. catch you guys later!
if all else fails, get her drunk.
haha, I like the beer comic!
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ReplyDeleteI've always found getting the girl drunk works well too!
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this made me lol
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Straight to the get her drunk .
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