Saturday, February 12, 2011

Some tips on asking someone out/dating

Since V-day is closing in, I figured I'd try and throw out some tips for the guys hoping to get a girl the last minute (good luck).

to start things off :

NO! do not use a pick-up line.


 pick-up lines SUCK. being yourself works way better (...unless YOU suck). 


Make her laugh. 
Now, when i say this, I don't mean be all attention whore-ish. A few 'normal guy' jokes go a long way and maybe even the occasional corny joke.

this is a normal guy joke.
yea yea i know.. "it's a comic.. how the hell is that normal".



this, is a corny joke.
HA! get it? cuz there's... alot of... nvm....


Be respectful.
Yea it's not hard to do. Don't force her to do stuff that she doesn't want to, but of course there's limit, don't let her walk all over you at the same time. Don't be an ass but at the same time, don't totally nice as well. There's a balance you see. Be mean in a fun way (if that makes sense).

Be spontaneous.
basically, it means doing unexpected things.
some stuff to help you with this :
do something you normally wouldn't.
I was thinking along the lines of complimenting strangers -.-

stop planning for everything!
 
as with all things though, keep it in moderation. if you have an appointment or something, go to it.

Anyway, I should probably leave that as it is for now cuz I'm pretty sleepy. If anyone has some more tips and what not, feel free to leave it in the comments. catch you guys later!


if all else fails, get her drunk.

44 comments:

  1. haha, I like the beer comic!

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  2. Oh I get it! cause theres a lot of Corn!

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  3. Haha, I absolutely love Cyanide and Happiness.
    The beer one especially, it's so good.

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  4. I guess I'm now interested, more C&H!

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  5. Cyanide and Happiness comics are always gread.

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  6. I -am- now interested, how did you know?

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  7. More Cyanide and Happiness! C&H is always good :).

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  8. Pretty good guide with some funny comics.
    http://pectoralfinnnreviews.blogspot.com

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  9. Pro-tips coming from the man himself.

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  10. Lol'd pretty hard at the first comic xD

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  11. I agree with pretty much everything you had to say. Hopefully these tips will pay off on the big day.

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  12. Good post, good advice, will be paying attention for more !

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  13. Great tips :-) I will keep them in mind!

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  14. Nice, keep up this nice work - cause I love it ;-)

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  15. Haha extrememly funny i love cyanide and happiness

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  16. beer that is addicted to me thaha

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  17. Great tips! The second comic was pretty funny.

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  18. Yep can't agree more. All this Pick-up artist stuff is nothing more but a joke.

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  19. I've always found getting the girl drunk works well too!

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  20. Truer words have never been spoken.

    I want to smack chicks who put awesome guys in "Friend Zones" and refuse to ever date them. My husband is also my absolute best friend. Not joking. Who better to spend the rest of your life with, than, your best friend? >.< Girls are dumb.

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  21. Be spontaneous, go with the flow and you will have fun! Great blog and post btw, followed!

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  22. that's a good container of almost everything here.

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  23. Hahaha, happiness and cyanide is friggin' awesome.

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  24. good post
    this is what i try to do but for pl who need help this is a good guide



    If anyone wants the REAL news follow me
    http://bbmike15-thenews.blogspot.com

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  25. Great tips. How could you possibly piss in the fridge without realising it?

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  26. lol i like the last tip, it is golden, just get her drunk...although i'll be the one to take care of her hangover once its over...though i guess it is worth itxd

    http://skybluetrading.blogspot.com/

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  27. Straight to the get her drunk .
    And both of us have fun .

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  28. women who believe they fell from heaven probably landed on their head.

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  29. I played the wing man last night. Get her drunk works. get her baked...works even better.

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